Am I in trouble?

  Do I need to hire a lawyer?

   Why do crazy things always seem to happen to me?

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I wrote about my Blog being “banned” at a Christian school’s computer lab, and the next thing I know, I’m getting a note from the gods here at WordPress offering to help me change my newly created way of life.

     Website: Primary Source Appears in this Blog Ban 2 « Contoveros’ Blog (IP: 66.135.48.211 , web2.admin.sat.wordpress.com)

     Somebody wants to know if I want to start a new Blog. It was one of several notices I got from WordPress, giving advice on creating a new me, a new persona, a new . . .  everything!

 Wait a minute.

     Could someone outside of this Fishbowl of an Internet actually believe what I wrote? C’mon. Don’t they know about hyperbole? You exaggerate something to create tension and give a reader a solution to help solve whatever story idea you’re writing. It’s just another form of communicating. I didn’t mean it when I asked if anyone thought I was a . . .”Pervert.”

     (See, there’s no need for me to adopt a new Blog. You really think someone is going to hold that post, that storyline against me?)

    What’s that? The police? Philly cops, you say. They say I did WHAT? To WHOM?

And WHAT Was Her AGE?