Am I in trouble?

     Do I need to hire a lawyer?

     Why do crazy things always seem to happen to me?

     I wrote about my Blog being “banned” at a Christian school’s computer lab, and the next thing I know, I’m getting a note from the gods here at WordPress offering to help me change my newly created way of life.

     Website: Primary Source Appears in this Blog Ban 2 « Contoveros’ Blog (IP: 66.135.48.211 , web2.admin.sat.wordpress.com)

     Somebody wants to know if I want to start a new Blog. It was one of several notices I got from WordPress, giving advice on creating a new me, a new persona, a new . . .  everything!

     Wait a minute.

     Could someone outside of this Fishbowl of an Internet actually believe what I wrote? C’mon. Don’t they know about hyperbole? You exaggerate something to create tension and give a reader a solution to help solve whatever story idea you’re writing. It’s just another form of communicating. I didn’t mean it when I asked if anyone thought I was a . . .

pervert

     (See, there’s no need for me to adopt a new Blog. You really think someone is going to hold that post, that storyline against me?)

    What’s that? The police? Philly cops, you say. They say I did WHAT? To WHOM?

    And WHAT was her AGE?

    Oh well, starting “a fresh” ain’t such a bad idea, is it?

     Too bad we can’t do it for every moment of our lives. that is to start over and really live “in the moment.”

     By Being in the Moment.

     Brand New.  Without thoughts of yesterday or tomorrow.

     Now that’s a new ID I’d gladly adopt at a moment’s notice!